cliterallysame:

“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”

linpatootie:

veiledsentiments:

The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. 

to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’

so

you know

(via im-so-sherlocked)

rosesollux:

“I’ll write every single URL-“

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via egberts)

• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
• Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
• Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
• Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
• Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
• (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’

1. No they don’t

2. Just the women?

(via keepitsimplestupid177)

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

(Source: cokedup-botoxgirl, via the-dalek-in-221b)